When the first stuffed platypus was presented to European scientists, they dismissed it. “What we have here,” they opined, “is some unfortunate lutrinae onto which some scoundrel has attached various anatidae parts.” And so the innocent little platypus, which had been minding its own business until the European explorers arrived, …
Read More »Getting their retaliation in first
Only an economist could think that the problem facing the passengers on the Titanic was that too few of them had learned marine engineering – if only a few of them had learned to fix the hull plates that had been torn apart by a passing iceberg, they might have gone …
Read More »Testing Goldilocks from two sides
The children’s story of Goldilocks famously gave astronomy the “Goldilocks Zone” – the band around a star where it is not too hot and not too cold for water to exist in liquid form. More recently, the idea of a Goldilocks Zone has been introduced to the economics of oil. …
Read More »The fourth industrial revolution is cancelled
Earlier today, mainstream journalists were trumpeting the dawn of a new age of prosperity. For the first time in three years, wages had, they forecast, risen faster than inflation. It wasn’t to be, alas. While inflation had fallen to 2.9% wages had only risen by 2.8%; leaving Britain’s workforce that …
Read More »Recession guaranteed
Not only is Theresa May’s magic money tree real, but it just produced a really bad harvest. To understand why, we need to understand what makes modern currency valuable. It used to be that coins actually contained precious metals. Then, when banknotes first appeared, they could be exchanged for precious …
Read More »What Marx got wrong changes everything
The word “Marxist” today is more a term of abuse than the name of a particular school of economic and social ideas. The political right throws the term at anyone who has the temerity to suggest that the state might have some role to play in refereeing the rules by …
Read More »Dining at the virtual restaurant
Among the more pernicious lies put about by the government and its apologists in the mainstream media is the one that blames the retail apocalypse on online shopping. For while it is true that online retailers have experienced a small increase in traffic, this in no way accounts for the …
Read More »Economists baffled by UK snowstorm
Following the fateful conjoining of Atlantic Storm Emma and The Beast from the East on Thursday, people have once again been behaving in a manner wholly inconsistent with the models used by politicians and central bankers to determine economic policy. In Newport, for example, as temperatures plummeted on Wednesday night, …
Read More »Economic failure
It is a decade since the world was plunged into the worst economic crisis in living memory. Its impact is still being felt today. Most obviously, the election of Donald Trump and the UK decision to leave the European Union would have been unimaginable in the years before the crash. …
Read More »Unexpected inflation in the bagging area
No politician wants to be associated with inflation. The trouble is that no politician wants to be associated with budget reductions either. So while a government might cut benefits and services aimed at people who do not vote (like young people) or people who do not support them (like disabled …
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